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Maruchan Roast Chicken vs. Maruchan Roast Beef

We’re down to the final four, and it’s the battle of the Maruchan roast meats! The referees are drooling in anticipation. Maruchan Roast Beef puts its best beefy foot forward. Their soup could probably be used for an au jus sauce. Mmm…I’d dip my roast beef sandwich in this. Maruchan Roast Chicken goes for nuance and balance. It’s like a light chicken soup with a touch of celery salt flavoring. They’re both quite good for a brick ramen, but Maruchan Roast Chicken’s slightly more sophisticated taste is moving on to the final two!

Top Ramen Chicken vs. Sapporo Ichiban Original

Chicken seems to be the dominant force in this tournament. Can Top Ramen Chicken make it a “chicken championship”? Top Ramen Chicken has a more straightforward-chicken-soup broth and also has that distinct celery flavor. Sapporo Ichiban Original, on the other hand, is…well, original. It’s mildly onion-y, mildly white-pepper-y, mildly shoyu-y, and mildly miso-y. Both of these contenders are tasty, and Top Ramen Chicken and Sapporo Ichiban Original are battling neck and neck to go on to the championship. If Top Ramen Chicken was just a bit less salty, they might’ve beaten their opponent, but Sapporo Ichiban Original wins this round!

Losing team scores:
Maruchan Roast Beef: 6/10
Top Ramen Chicken: 6/10

Sapporo Ichiban Beef vs. Sapporo Ichiban Original

There’ve been some interesting match-ups in this tournament, and this is no exception. The two darkhorses are battling it out this round. Both teams try to use their Sapporo Ichiban-ness against their opponent, and they just end up cancelling each other out. The two teams are almost identically matched: Sapporo Ichiban Beef’s pronounced beef-extract/powder flavor vs. Sapporo Ichiban Original’s more subtle, mellow flavor. It’s another overtime game! But it looks like Sapporo Ichiban Beef doesn’t have the endurance…its MSG quotient, not very noticeable at first, accumulates and creeps up, slowing them down. After a grueling game, Sapporo Ichiban Original wins in OT!

Top Ramen Chili vs. Maruchan Roast Beef

The last game of this round pits top-seeded Top Ramen Chili against Maruchan Roast Beef. While both teams have a bbq component to their flavors, Top Ramen Chili also brings a certain spicy, savory flavor to the table, with a touch of paprika taste. Tasty. But that’s just barely enough against Maruchan Roast Beef, with actual beef bits in the soup (or did it just not dissolve all the way?). Its beefiness just edges out Top Ramen Chili’s chili-ness and Maruchchan Roast Beef is going to the Final Four!

Losing team scores:
Sapporo Ichiban Beef: 6/10
Top Ramen Chili: 5.5/10

Maruchan Creamy Chicken vs. Top Ramen Chicken

It’s Chicken vs. Chicken! Maruchan vs. Top Ramen! Top Ramen Chicken has a more concentrated chicken flavor than Maruchan Creamy Chicken, and edges ahead by the third quarter. Maruchan Creamy Chicken’s distinct celery flavor and smell tries to make up for their lighter flavor, but they just can’t seem to catch up. Even though Top Ramen Chicken is a bit on the salty side, they prove to be the better team. Top Ramen Chicken will move on to the final four!

Maruchan Roast Chicken vs. Maruchan Chicken

It’s another Chicken vs. Chicken battle, and this time, it’s also Maruchan vs. Maruchan! What should’ve been a battle royale has turned into a sort of identity crisis for the Chickens Maruchan. Why does Maruchan Chicken taste like some sort of celery curry? And even though Maruchan Roast Chicken actually tastes less “chicken-y” than Maruchan Chicken, Maruchan Chicken’s curry-ness just overwhelms any residual chicken flavor it might have. While the judges are scratching their heads in confusing, Maruchan Roast Chicken presses on, stealing the ball left and right and making 3-pointers like nobody’s business. Maruchan Roast Chicken easily defeats Maruchan Chicken!

Losing team scores:
Maruchan Creamy Chicken: 5.5/10
Maruchan Chicken: 5/10

Is there really an iPad at Ramen HQ? No…at least not yet. This teaser is just a pic of us goofing around with one at our local Apple store this morning. (Thanks for the free coffee and Krispy Kreme, Apple! Sorry we didn’t buy anything today!) It sure is purty…a bit heavier than I expected, and I had a lot of trouble typing with one hand while holding it with the other, especially with the space bar, which I kept missing. I guess you really need to hold it in your lap or set it on a desk. But it’s still very lust-worthy. We’re not a gadget blog, but if this was a ramen, it’d probably get a 9 out of 10!

Maruchan Shrimp vs. Sapporo Ichiban Beef

Ah, the sea. Smell the salty sea air and feel the refreshing ocean breeze. Maruchan Shrimp has captured that saltwatery-shio taste. And there’s also a slight seafood smell and taste. But where’s the shrimp flavor? It’s just barely there. But it’s tasty. Sapporo Ichiban Beef tries to wrap their chewy, almost-sticky noodles around the competition without much success. And while the Maruchan Shrimp team plays as though they’re spending a nice relaxing day at the beach, Sapporo Ichiban Beef learns that the Maruchan Shrimps are no pushovers. It takes everything they’ve got, but finally, with the help of 3, count ‘em, 3 almost-microscopic negi flakes, Sapporo Ichiban Beef’s beefy bouillion soup just barely manages to overcome the Shrimps. Sapporo Ichiban Beef moves on to the next round!

Top Ramen Picante Beef vs. Sapporo Ichiban Original

Top Ramen tries to spice things up a bit with a Picante Beef flavor. The first foul is called when they try to sprinkle finely ground red chili peppers on the ball, causing half the Sapporo Ichiban Original team to have coughing fits. Actually, the chili pepper flavor isn’t very strong, but it does liven up Top Ramen Picante Beef’s somewhat watery beef taste. Undeterred by the chili peppers, Sapporo Ichiban Original pours on the offense, with their distinctive “Sapporo Ichiban-ness.” Both are tasty, but there can only be one…and that one is…Sapporo Ichiban Original!

Losing team scores:
Maruchan Shrimp: 5.5/10
Top Ramen Picante Beef: 5.5/10

…they met behind the bleachers for their secret rendezvous. Their hungry mouths met passionately. A smell of hot tonkotsu lingered in the air. Oh, Maruchan! Your soup … it’s so wet! And your noodles…oh! They’re so slippery! Tear open your flavor packet now! —

Sorry, April Fools! We now return to your regularly scheduled program…

Maruchan Creamy Chicken vs. Maruchan Beef

Both Maruchan’s identical doughy noodles are evenly matched, but Maruchan Beef’s soup seems watery. It’s a watery beef broth that seems to have less of a MSG aftertaste but still more of a beefy flavor than Top Ramen Beef, which doesn’t help it this round. Maruchan Creamy Chicken isn’t that much better. Their chicken flavor is more of an aftertaste than the main focus. It’s also slightly watery, but still better than Maruchan Beef. Both schools are playing a defensive game, and both sides are taking their sweet time to score. In the end, it came down to the rebounds, and Maruchan Creamy Chicken had the the upper hand. Maruchan Creamy Chicken for the win!

Maruchan Oriental vs. Top Ramen Chicken

Maruchan Oriental suffers a mild injury in the first half with a distinctive ginger-like smell in the soup. Why does the soup smell like ginger? Top Ramen Chicken takes advantage and counters with a celery flavor in their soup. Maruchan Oriental was able to walk off the injury and continue the game, but it’s basic mild shoyu flavor with a slight hint of beef just couldn’t handle Top Ramen Chicken’s concentrated chicken flavor. Maruchan Oriental’s run-of-the-mill performance may not be a big detriment in the regular season, but it’s not going to get them very far in a tournament. Top Ramen Chicken wins!

Losing team scores:
Maruchan Beef: 4/10
Maruchan Oriental: 5/10