Whaaa—?! Ramen gifts?!
Our ramen merchandise empire is expanding…soon, we’ll be rich! Muah-ha-ha-ha!
Sorry, did I say that out loud?
Let everyone know how ramen-crazy you are. Wear a lapel pin! Carry your keys on a ramen keytag! Both are available in shoyu and tonkotsu “flavors.”
Buy one! Buy them all! Let the world know about your unhealthy obsession with ramen!
And now, for the Holidays, FREE SHIPPING! Save a whole DOLLAR! Woo hoo!